You got this! You can do it! You’re amazing!
Don’t worry about what everybody else is doing! Do you! Be loud and proud! You are wonderful and nobody can do what you do!
You fell on your face? Had a little setback? Get back on your feet! Get back on the horse! We all fail! That’s how we learn!
You’re an amazing sunflower! A rainbow! A snowflake! You bring magic to the world. Go forth and create!
Not seeing the results you want? All your efforts feel like they’re for naught? Keep at it! Enjoy the process! It’s fun! Some luck will come your way. Keep adjusting what you’re doing. Keep honing your voice. People will come around!
I see you. I see what you’re doing. I see tremendous potential in you! You’re special! Don’t ever give up! Your day will come!
What the hell are you even doing?
I haven’t seen something suck this bad since my vacuum cleaner choked on a horse dick.
You’ll never amount to anything, you loser! Why don’t you go out there and bomb again. Embarrass yourself, why don’t you? And then cry about it.
You’re a pitiful excuse for a human being—a no-account bum, wallowing in your own filth, retching in the gutter!
You’ll never amount to anything. You’re a worthless maggot. Come to think of it, I’ve seen better effort from maggots. Real go-getters, maggots. Unlike you. They squirm around. They’re going places! They’re leaving you in the dust, tha’s for sure, you rotting sack of shit!
I’ve seen better work from those apes who make paintings. At least they’re artists. With dignity.
I think you’re going to find a place for your material—in the landfill!
Give it up! You can’t do anything right.
What kinda person has dismembered horse dicks laying around for a vacuum to find on their floors anyway?
Column A please. B already covered by internal factory default.